I have loved comic books for a long time, but it is a slowly dying industry.
So I have decided that when I become president I am going to mandate that everyone buy comic books or I will tax you. And the money that is raised by the tax will go to providing comic books for everyone who cannot afford comics.
Comics and broccoli!
ReplyDeleteDr. Hibbert: Another broccoli-related death.
DeleteMarge: But I thought broccoli was—
Dr. Hibbert: Oh yes. One of the deadliest plants on Earth. Why, it tries to warn you itself with its terrible taste.
Sweet, I can get free comic books! Thanks taxpayers!
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