Thursday, June 28, 2012

When I Become President...

I have loved comic books for a long time, but it is a slowly dying industry.

So I have decided that when I become president I am going to mandate that everyone buy comic books or I will tax you.  And the money that is raised by the tax will go to providing comic books for everyone who cannot afford comics.


  1. Replies
    1. Dr. Hibbert: Another broccoli-related death.
      Marge: But I thought broccoli was—
      Dr. Hibbert: Oh yes. One of the deadliest plants on Earth. Why, it tries to warn you itself with its terrible taste.

  2. Sweet, I can get free comic books! Thanks taxpayers!