Some movies are funny and are vulgar.
Some movies are funny because they are vulgar. Ted is the
latter. That is not necessarily a criticism of the film, but its
vulgarity is played for maximum humor in every scene that uses it.
The story feels like the E True
Hollywood Story version of a Christmas family film. Back in the
early 1980's little John Bennet had no friends. So on Christmas when
his parents got him a talking Teddy Bear, John made a Christmas wish
that he was real. The wish came true and they became best friends
and Teddy (later shortened to Ted) became a celebrity. But as the
story became old, John and Ted grew up in further and further
obscurity. Both descended into being likeable slackers (with the
adult John played by Mark Walberg and Ted voiced by writer/director
Seth MacFarland) who get high and watch Flash Gordon and other 80's
pop culture gems. This friendship starts to get strained as John's
girlfriend of four years (played by Mila Kunis) challenges him to
grow up.
Thematically, this movie is about
growing up. The very relatable challenge is that John has a best
friend who retards his growth. But their affections are so deep that
John cannot turn him away. This theme has been explored in other
wonderfully original comedies like Shawn of the Dead and Made.
Having the burdonsome best friend embodied by a Teddy Bear, the very
symbol of childhood, was a stroke of comedic genius. This is not
because Ted is a horribly insightful and symbolic movie. It's
because putting the foulest language imaginable into the mouth of
fluffy, innocent-faced doll is hysterical. MacFarland plays this to
its greatest effect.
MacFarland was also smart enough to give Ted a
wry, slightly depressive personality. Though he sounds just like the
character Peter Griffin on Family Guy, MacFarland has to do a
lot more acting with his voice. Walberg is also excellent as he
mines the comedy from the tension between is best friend and his
girlfriend. Kunis also is very good. Though not at her best, she
does fine playing the straight man to Walberg and MacFarland. But
thankfully she is more than just “the girlfriend,” and is allowed
to show her character's intelligence and wit.
Something to keep in mind about this
movie is that it is written by an 80's Child for 80's Children. John
is a 35-year-old man and the movie is replete with references to
things that strike that very specific chord. The most notable of
these is the recurring Flash Gordon theme. As someone who
remembers that his first trip to the movie theatre was to see Flash
Gordon on his 3rd birthday, I found these scenes
particularly endearing. There are several jokes that poke fun at
that movie, but you can tell it is done with from the point of view
of someone who deeply loves it. And that is how it is with all of
the nostalgic pop culture humor. The jokes come fast and furious with
the Family Guy style of bouncing from references to Aliens,
Indiana Jones, and Octopussy.
But unlike Family Guy, Ted
actually has heart and emotion in it. As silly as it is, you can
invest in the John/Ted relationship, while at the same time
understanding how unhealthy it is. And you have to wade through
loads of profanity, both in language and content, in order to get to
those character moments. I was disappointed, but not shocked, that
there was one topless scene that could have been cut out entirely.
But this movie is raunchy in most possible ways and is very
politically incorrect in how it targets its humor. It was what my
wife called “Guy-Funny.” Things like drinking and drugs in
movies don't bother me so much if they aren't glamorized. Too often
I've found that marijuana particularly is given a pass. There is a
lot of pot smoking in Ted. But without getting preachy about
it, the movie shows how living that lifestyle will hold back your
potential for growth, not just in your professional life, but in you
personal life as well. And when the harder drugs are introduced,
worse things happen. I don't know if that was MacFarland's intention
with that, but it was the message I walked away with.
Blimpy said that a mark of a good
comedy is how many lines you keep quoting after you see it. And that
is what I find myself doing days after seeing it. Ted doesn't
try to be bigger or deeper than it is. It isn't a political satire
or a commentary on social issues. It is just a silly movie about a
man-child trying to grow up despite is foul-mouthed talking Teddy
Bear. I laughed a lot. The whole theater laughed a lot. And for
that alone, I got my money's worth.
4 out of 5 stars.
Does this Blimpy person work at a certain sandwich chain?
ReplyDeleteCatholicSkywalker, Mark Walberg is a very proud Catholic who talks about going to church every day in many interviews and he often talks about how he picks his projects carefully so they align with his faith. What do you think, should Catholics see this movie?
ReplyDeleteI have heard the same thing about Walhberg. As to whether a Catholic should see it, I leave that up to the individual conscience of the Catholic. For some people, this movie may either offend them too much or send their mind towards desires of illicit sex and drug use. If that is the case for a particular Catholic, I would advise staying away. I knew a Catholic who had to stop watching Gilmore Girls because it was leading them to impure thoughts. Having never experienced that effect from the show, it was difficult for me t relate, but I fully support their decision because they did what they thought was best for their soul.
DeleteRegarding Ted, specifically, the biggest moral pitfall I see is that it does not condemn sexual contact outside of marriage. But that is also the case for most movies and tv shows in the pop culture. If a Catholic does not want to participate in any of that media, I fully support them. But for Ted, I did not find anything downright blasphemous (except language).
I'm going to write a post later about this issue of whether we can enjoy something that has moral badness in it.