Who would be the WORST choice for Supreme Pontiff. Here are our finalists:
Saruman
PRO
He looks good in white and has experience leading a conclave of wizards
CON
He is incredibly weak-willed and is willing to bow down to anyone who talks to him through a glowing bowling ball.
Voldemort
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PRO
He knows the value of hard work, coming from humble beginnings. He also is charismatic enough to keep followers
CON
Besides being cruel and bloodthirsty, he is also wildly racist (against mudbloods)
Emperor Palpatine
PRO
He can run a large organization with several moving parts across and entire galaxy, so the largesse of the papal office will not be too taxing
CON
He seems bent on corrupting the young to gain ever more unlimited power
Dr. Doom
PRO
As undisputed ruler of Latveria, he has always kept his people protected from those who would harm them and would probably do so with the Church. Also, he is a genius only surpassed by Reed Richards
CON
His idea of safety is to rule with an iron fist. Also, he has a nasty tendency of talking in the 3rd person. Could we really live with phrases like "Pope Doom does not like Shasta" and so on.
Agent Smith
PRO
In terms of Papal visits, he would be great because he could travel to several places at once.
CON
Since he has no actual body outside of the matrix, I don't know if could be ordained a priest. That and he is evil.
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